The Sloth!

The Sloth!

By:

Steve Erdmann

Copyright, C, 2021

Another version of this article can be found at The Sloth! | The UFO Spotlight On…

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One night, about eleven –

I thought I was in heaven –

Rich Butler and I were walking along the shore.

The birds were really romping –

The frogs were really hopping –

When suddenly ole’ Rich let out a screeching roar.

(When he said)

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come on do the sloth with me –

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come do the sloth with me.

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Let me tell you about this new step –

A really in the grove step –

From a furry little creature that I know –

His name is Rich Butler—

A slothie little cutler—

Who can really let out a greasy-yawning roar.

(When he says)

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come  do the sloth with me –

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come do the sloth with me.

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Now Rich taught me how to move it –

How to step, how to prove it –

How to place my foot –

And really, really rock and roll.

And then when you swivel, barf, heave, and wiggle –

Rich will stop and let out a giant sloth yowl.

(Then he says)

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come on do the sloth with me –

Come on, let’s do the sloth –

Come do the sloth with me.

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Another version of this article can be found at The Sloth! | The UFO Spotlight On…

Steve Erdmann – Independent Investigative Journalist