Three-lock-box


My Three-lock Box!

By:

Steve Erdmann

Copyright, C, 2021

Another version of this article can be seen at Three-lock-box! | The UFO Spotlight On…

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My girlfriend, Gwen, tried to do me in –

She really took me for a ride –

And with no emotion –

She gave me the notion –

She really wanted part of my hide.

(But I said)

Money walks, and no-goods talk –

But I still got my three-lock box –

Tic-a-lock, Mr. Spock – There is no way –

You’ll get in –

Not by the hair –

On my chinny-chin chin.

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Now, the Mayor of Stan Dobbie –

Really put it to me –

He left me running from some bad checks –

But when they caught up to me –

My voice was so low, it was down in my solar plex.

(But I said)

Money walks, and no-goods talk –

But I still got my three-lock box –

Tic-a-lock, Mr. Spock – There is no way –

You’ll get in –

Not by the hair –

On my chinny-chin chin.

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Ya, the boss of this, here, factory –

Would like to see my ass-kicked –

He’d like to send me reelin –

Right out the door –

But I know the factory hollow –

Where he hides that whiskey bottle –

And all those girlie flirtations –

And hidden celebrations –

He’d carry around here no more.

(But I’d  say)

Money walks, and no-goods talk –

But I still got my three-lock box –

Tic-a-lock, Mr. Spock – There is no way –

You’ll get in –

Not by the hair –

On my chinny-chin chin.

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Now, the President of this here nation –

Wants a standing ovation –

Every time he comes out –

And gives us the bad news –

But if he really knew me –

He wouldn’t tax unduly –

He’ let me keep my house –

My ass, and my jewels –

(So, I could say)

Money walks, and no-goods talk –

But I still got my three-lock box –

Tic-a-lock, Mr. Spock – There is no way –

You’ll get in –

Not by the hair –

On my chinny-chin chin.

Another version of this article can be seen at Three-lock-box! | The UFO Spotlight On…

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